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avatar Patricia Lee
WE'LL HAVE A BOTTLE OF WINE PLEASE! WHAT YEAR? WE WANT IT TODAY WITH OUR F#CKING DINNER

WE'LL HAVE A BOTTLE OF WINE PLEASE! WHAT YEAR? WE WANT IT TODAY WITH OUR F#CKING DINNER

avatar Joseph Mitchell
From the gentleman at the bar.

From the gentleman at the bar.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
LAST NIGHT I ORDERED A DRINK WITH DINNER AND TO MY SURPRISE THE WAITER ASKED FOR MY ID. I ASKED HIM IF I LOOKED THAT YOUNG AND HE REPLIED,

LAST NIGHT I ORDERED A DRINK WITH DINNER AND TO MY SURPRISE THE WAITER ASKED FOR MY ID. I ASKED HIM IF I LOOKED THAT YOUNG AND HE REPLIED, "NO, I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU QUALIFIED FOR THE SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT."

avatar jojo9
Ready to order sir? My wife's just popped to the toilet. Any idea what she's having? Well, it's been ten minutes. So probably a shit.

Ready to order sir? My wife's just popped to the toilet. Any idea what she's having? Well, it's been ten minutes. So probably a shit.

avatar Isabella Lewis

when you think the waiter is bringing your order

avatar Jacob Junior

More coffee, sir? Are you a collector? What are you talking about? Barry Allen. The Flash. His name is Barry Allen. My name is Allen, Barry Allen. United States Secret Service. He reads comic books! Comic books! Barry Allen is 'The Flash'! The man is writing on a paper with a list of crimes attributed to 'Barry Allen', including arson, fraud, tax e

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