I gotta show you a quick impression of what I used to do for a living before I became a stand-up comedian. Y'all got some fucked up seats, man. Gonna make this shit really difficult. All right, man, why won't you do here? Bowling ball. Bowling ball, knife, apple. What I want you to do is toss me the apple. No. You throw it at my dick and shit, man.
Remember, you don't have to be everyone's cup of tea. Be gasoline, set shit on fire. And forgive and forget? Bitch, I'm neither God nor do I have Alzheimer's, bro. Fuck you and fuck that. @n@pdybUtbe788
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