POV: turning my 10 dogs into sandworms. Costumes. Let's get these sandworms ready. So cute. You're a sassy worm. Picture time. Runaway worm! Ready for the results?
Would you walk us through a typical day for you? Well, I generally come in at least 15 minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. And uh, after that, I just sort of space out for about an hour. Space out? Yeah. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for uh, probably another hour after lunch, too. I
When thieves break into a special forces soldier's home by mistake. System's closed circuit. Glass shatter. What the f***? PD knocks. Officers? They just asked me to drive them here. We ain't officers, but you're sure gonna wish we were. I need to go to the bathroom. Piss your pants. Oh s***. I'm not cleaning that s*** up. You know why they get you
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