So, I was, uh... a little surprised you asked Christy for my number. What's that? Aren't you married? Yeah, but what? Married people can't have friends? We're gonna be friends? Yeah. You don't wanna be my friend? We're not gonna be friends.
One time I took Diego to a dog park, I let him off the leash. I'm watching him play. On the other side of the dog park, a Dalmatian sees me. I don't know if you guys know this, but apparently Dalmatians and dwarves have been feuding for years. Now, we've all been in a situation before where a dog got a little loose. What does the owner normally do?
Bugs Bunny's phone rings. He answers, talking about his new neighbor, a stew, and borrowing carrots. He goes to Wile E. Coyote's house, whose mailbox says 'Wile E. Coyote Genius'. Bugs Bunny knocks, calling out 'Genius, Incapable, Insolent, Indescribable, Incomparable'. Wile E. Coyote grabs and ties him up, planning to make rabbit stew. Bugs Bunny
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