STAND UP 1. I consider myself a gold star heterosexual. Now, the reason I know this term is I have lesbian friends too, and I know that a gold star lesbian is a woman who's never had any d***, not once, ever in her life, and I've never had any d***, not once, ever in my life. And I know some guys have had one homosexual experience or two or ten tho
When I turned 16, I saved a few hundred bucks. My first car was a pickup truck. I was cruising the town and the first girl I seen was Bobby Joe Gentry, the homecoming queen. INSERT PAYCHECK HERE
I'm not asking politely for the mayor not to come to 9/11, to that ceremony. I am asking, I am demanding that he not show his face at that sacred ground. He does not belong there. When you associate yourself with the likes of Hassan Piker, and you have as your chief counselor right here in this building, Rasheem Kassem, who was handed a sacred pen
Thank you, here's your check. Thank you! Service was so good today. I'm gonna tip 25%. No, wait. I'm gonna tip her 30. Honestly, I'm gonna make her day. I'm gonna give her $50. Can you shut up? Oh yeah, sorry. CocoFun Bring Laughter Into Your Life.
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