Baby, your boss called today. She said you were fired. Fuck that bitch! I already did. You go back to your job on Monday. (Followed by sounds of laughter and a person falling from a chair).
Delivery Man: DELIVERING PIZZA. Here you go. Homeowner: Nahh. You ain't change back? Delivery Man: Have a good one! Homeowner: Um, I ordered soda too. Random Car: HONKING. Delivery Man: Keep, keep, keep blowing the fucking horn and I will wait here even longer. Give me a couple minutes, I gotta run back to the store for it. I forgot it. Homeowner:
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