A table tipped me $300 and wrote on the check "women like you deserve two things: money and men who don't cheat. We got you on both" and left their sons number. The son is either a total gem or the reason they're out $300 trying to find him a date.
I am the human equivalent of a dial-up modem. I'm like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn't consume a single drop of water all day.
Texas inmates are calling Carmelo Anthony, Candy Bar. Everyone is extremely excited to meet him. Mike Ewalt commented: His name will be Rolo, chocolate on the outside and cream filled on the inside.
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