huge charcuterie guy @conorpattattt Follow a crowded subway. someone licks my arm. panic. disgust. fear. it's a puppy in a bag. warmth. jubilation. euphoria. lady, don't apologize.
Tiffany @tiffanytweets80 My husband and I are going on a cross country road trip. I'm in charge of snacks and entertainment. He's in charge of "driving straight through" and "beating the GPS time". Clearly we both know our strengths in this relationship.
We're under a tornado warning so my beautiful, fragile wife is hiding in the bathtub while I am prepared to be violently hurled into the sky much like a pagan sacrifice.
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