GIRLFRIEND: "BABE I WANT AND REALLY LIKE THESE PAIR OF SHOES BUT I LEFT MY PURSE AT HOME." ME: "HOW MUCH ARE THEY?" GIRLFRIEND: "£750." ME: OPENS WALLET... GIRLFRIEND: EXCITED... ME: "HERE'S £10. GET A A TAXI AND GO FETCH YOUR PURSE. I'LL WAIT FOR YOU HERE!"
my sister had her boyfriend over, and had her door locked. Good thing our air vents connect. Hey Abby, let's just uh, let's make sure there's none of that pre-marital kissing stuff going on. Jake, leave us alone. Oh, Abby, what does this dude do for a living? Jake! Abby, I need my armpit hair extensions back. Those are mine. Jake! I got lonely. So
Alexis: Me: *thinks boyfriend is mad bc he's being very quiet* Me: "whatcha thinking about?" Him: "about how bike tires are made" ???? Ladies we gotta stop worrying what boys are thinking bc 9 times out of 10 it's some dumb shit like this. Carl: bike tires aren't dumb
Trying to match my boyfriend's eating pace. POV eating with your boyfriend. wtaf. Eating with your BF be like... What it's like eating with your boyfriend >>> I'm so excited. I heard that this is...
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