THIS GRANDPA JUST WENT OFF ON OUR CRUISE. An elderly man with white hair and sunglasses, wearing a white t-shirt and blue shorts, is energetically dancing on the deck of a cruise ship. He's performing various dance moves, including a 'worm' like move and a move where he takes off his shirt and puts it on his shoulder. People around him are cheering
I've only said 'I love you' to three people. My mom, my dad and my dying grandpa. And one of those I regret. Which one? Grandpa. He beat cancer so now I look like an idiot.
5 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MY GRUMPA 1. HE IS KIND OF CRAZY 2. HE LOVES ME TO THE MOON & BACK 3. HE CAN'T CONTROL HIS MOUTH 4. HE HAS ANGER ISSUES & A SERIOUS DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE 5. MESS WITH ME & THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY
I ASKED MY GRANDPA, "AFTER 65 YEARS, YOU STILL CALL GRANDMA DARLING, BEAUTIFUL, AND HONEY. WHAT'S THE SECRET?" HE SAID, "I FORGOT HER NAME 5 YEARS AGO AND I'M SCARED TO ASK HER."
Hey, Marcus. You still dating that gold digging Barbie with that big fat melons? Hey, Grandpa. Yeah, he's still dating me. Oh, well, good luck, Marcus. Shut up, Grandpa.
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