The ladybug, out of hatred for the bumblebee, voted for the insecticide. They all died. Including the grasshopper who cast a blank ballot and the butterfly who didn't vote.
Democrats have elected a man with ties to the Muslim Brotherhood to the Senate. I never want to hear another word about Trump being a threat to Democracy again.
An old Italian man wrote to his son in prison: Son, I'm too weak to dig my tomato garden. His son replied, Pop, don't dig! I buried the bodies there! The next day, the FBI dug up the yard but found nothing. Days later, another letter arrived: Plant your tomatoes now, Pop. That's all I could do from prison. Love, Tony.
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