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Harry Potter pulls an unrealistically low number of bitches considering his exorbitant fortune and worldwide fame. It took Ron and Harry 4 years to realise Hermione is a girl.
My wife wanted to climb the tree in our front yard to hang Christmas lights, but my toddler cried and begged her not to so she wouldn't get hurt. It was a warm, caring moment that showed how much she loves her mom. Moments later, she suggested I climb the tree instead.
Valid tbh 💯 New York isn't real. Just saw 2 women kissing on a crowded train and a guy looked at em and said "y'all can't do that at home?" He got some weird looks and so he felt the need to clarify to everyone: "I'm not a homophobe, just a hater."
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