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avatar Patricia Lee
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tdiddyammerica Oh George NOT THE LIVESTOCK

When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tdiddyammerica Oh George NOT THE LIVESTOCK

avatar Joseph Mitchell

When I look across the bar and see the shy bro finally talking to a girl and she's feeling him

avatar Jeremy Jordan
WE ALL HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND WHERE YOU NEED TO SAY

WE ALL HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND WHERE YOU NEED TO SAY "BE NICE" BEFORE INTRODUCING THEM TO ANYONE NEW

avatar Isabella Lewis

Friend Throws object at me*. Me, a true scientist knowing that nothing ever actually comes in contact with anything else: Alright, fucker. You lucky you missed.

avatar Anthony Miller

when you're hitting it off with a chick at the bar and your drink starts to warn you that her friend is coming over to "protect her":

avatar Isabella Lewis

Oh, thank you very much. What's this? Welcome. Welcome. Honey, they're not serving. Oh, I'm so sorry. I've got it. Thank you. I know but...

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