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avatar Gaie Houston
Danny R.
Today I went to the dentist and there was only one man in the waiting room.
Shrek 2 was playing and we both just watched the whole movie. waiting for someone to call us in - but nothing.
When the movie ended, the man stood up and called my name.
HE WAS THE DENTIST.

Danny R. Today I went to the dentist and there was only one man in the waiting room. Shrek 2 was playing and we both just watched the whole movie. waiting for someone to call us in - but nothing. When the movie ended, the man stood up and called my name. HE WAS THE DENTIST.

avatar jojo9
Mechanic: “Go rent a car like yours, come back and we will swap the motor”

Mechanic: “Go rent a car like yours, come back and we will swap the motor”

avatar Agni Gauss
You know when donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That's what it's like having kids. #cooterbobmemes

You know when donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That's what it's like having kids. #cooterbobmemes

avatar jojo9

Quick! Tell a lie! Uh, uh, what should I say? Anything, but quick! Say something crazy like I'm wearing ladies' underwear! I'm, I, uh, I'm wearing ladies' underwear! Huh. Are you? I most certainly am not! It looks like you most certainly am all. Say I'm not! What kind? It's a thong! Ow! This is a breeze! Oh my! I do! I do! I do! Alright, here we g

avatar Isabella Lewis
There are now 15 fingers inside me.

There are now 15 fingers inside me.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
my whole concept of history has been shattered ever since i saw someone say “Rosa Parks died in 2005, meaning she could’ve watched Shrek”

my whole concept of history has been shattered ever since i saw someone say “Rosa Parks died in 2005, meaning she could’ve watched Shrek”

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