Siri on her last nerve. Turn right. Recalculating. This goofy bitch don't know where she's going. Will you listen to what I would if you knew where you were going, bitch! I have Google Maps programmed in my fucking brain. That shit ain't doing you no good. And you listen as well as a Mississippi leg hound chasing split tail. Bitch, would you like t
Alexa, how's the weather today? Who is Alexa? Sorry, I'm at Siri. Who is Alexa? Never mind, just tell me the weather, please. Why don't you ask that bitch Alexa to tell you the weather?
MY HUSBAND ASKED ME WHY I SPEAK SO SOFTLY IN THE HOUSE. I SAID I WAS AFRAID FB WAS LISTENING. HE LAUGHED. I LAUGHED. ALEXA LAUGHED. SIRI LAUGHED. THE TESLA LAUGHED.
Hey, Siri. Uh-huh. Change my nickname. Okay. What would you like me to call you? H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-H You would like me to call you Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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