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A woman in a revealing apron holds a large cucumber in a kitchen.

A woman in a revealing apron holds a large cucumber in a kitchen.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
Even Granny loves it big

Even Granny loves it big

avatar Olivia Veqqie

I'm at work and I have some mini cucumbers. Excuse the fuck out of me, Miss, ma'am. I do not consider myself a cucumber virtuoso by any stretch of the imagination. But if I had to guesstimate, that's what, a solid 7, 7 and a half inches, making it above average.

avatar Gaie Houston
When you want to give her your meat but she's vegan

When you want to give her your meat but she's vegan

avatar Zoe ZZZ

Did you know if you slice a cucumber into a jar, add apple cider vinegar, a pinch of sea salt, a teaspoon of honey, and a few red pepper flakes, then seal and refrigerate it overnight, you create a powerful anti-inflammatory snack? Eating this regularly is designed to aggressively reduce bloating, support your digestion, and help flatten your stoma

avatar Gaie Houston

pov: YOUR MOTHER checked your bag & found your after school toys 🥺🥺 *story in caption* What the actual fuck is this? That's what you do after school? It's not what it looks like! Ew, why does it smell like fish? What the fuck?

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