Loser did that woman just rob you that's my wife well she certainly seems spirited yeah she's a spitfire now she's just pissed off because i filed for divorce and she didn't ever think i'd be able to afford it looks like money well spent yeah
You're drawing with chalk. No, I'm drawing with marker and, like, pen and stuff. I'm just eating with chalk. Charlie, don't eat chalk. Well, it settles my stomach. My stomach's a little... If your stomach hurts, eat a Tums. What's the difference? What is chalk? Well, I'm not wasting TUMS. Tums is very good to draw with.
What is that? Let me see that thing. Show me. Oh, my God. Is that a .22? You brought a .22? Where'd you get that thing? I think it was my grandfather's. Oh, well, it's adorable. I mean, we got empty beer cans around here. If you want to do some plinking. 1,800. I'm gone forever. What do you say you're .22 against my .45? Winner takes all. Like the Wild West? - Yeah.
You got any white bread? Yes. I'll have some toasted white bread, please. You want butter or jam on that toast, honey? No, ma'am. Dry. Got any fried chicken? You want chicken wings or chicken legs? Four fried chickens and a Coke. And some dry white toast, please. Be up in a minute. We got two hunkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchant.
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