How come guys don't want to eat cat anymore? When the fuck did that happen? You know what I mean? I don't fucking care if it's been days since I showered. I don't care if I just worked out, sat in the sauna, and that shit is musty as fuck. Get in there. Get the fuck in there. You know what I mean? Like, man up and fucking... Get in there. I don't
I SHOWERED.
Babe, why did God make man first instead of a woman? I don't know, Michael. Why? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it. Well, you know what? He probably could have used some. Good.
Is this your bathroom again, babe? Oh, it's just down the hall to the left. Thanks. Hey, what's going on with your bathroom? What? Nothing. Why? Couldn't access it. There was like an invisible wall. You should be able to. Everyone with a battle pass can. Battle pass? Well, you have to pay for a battle pass to access all the features. You have a ba
Quick! Tell a lie! Uh, uh, what should I say? Anything, but quick! Say something crazy like I'm wearing ladies' underwear! I'm, I, uh, I'm wearing ladies' underwear! Huh. Are you? I most certainly am not! It looks like you most certainly am all. Say I'm not! What kind? It's a thong! Ow! This is a breeze! Oh my! I do! I do! I do! Alright, here we g
Universal problem. Universal problem. Universal problem. Так, нахуй, пожалуйста. Спасибо, ты мне все настроение нахуй испортил. Вот это хуй. Ой, ой, ой, ой, ой, ой, ой.
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