Want some bacon? No, man, I don't eat pork. Are you Jewish? No, I ain't Jewish. I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Why not? Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good. Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know because I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs
You're a doctor. Careful. Not a doctor. I'm a brain surgeon. Big difference. What do you guys do? I'm an accountant. Oh, that's good. It's not exactly brain surgery, are you? I don't know what you drink. I don't know if you drink. I don't know if you're a brain surgeon, you know. Yeah, he mentioned it. Oh, Jeff, I'll keep you late at the space cen
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