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avatar Jeremy Jordan
SHOUTOUT TO THE PEOPLE WHO WASH DISHES THEN LEAVE THE BIG POT AND SAY IT'S JUST SOAKING YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 😂😂😂

SHOUTOUT TO THE PEOPLE WHO WASH DISHES THEN LEAVE THE BIG POT AND SAY IT'S JUST SOAKING YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 😂😂😂

avatar Agni Gauss

Baby, you didn't take the meat out of the freezer. Of course I didn't. Because we're going out for dinner. No way! Yeah, come on. I had no f***ing idea she asked me for the meat. I totally forgot about it. And guess where we're going? To the corner to get Clams Casino, French Onion Soup, and the New York Strip. Your favorite. Where else? I don't k

avatar John Paul

Thank you.

avatar Isabella Lewis

Hey, baby. Hey, I'm sorry. I'm not going to be able to make it home tonight. I had an incident at work. Yeah, I'm in the hospital now. They got an IV in and just doing some precautionary tests. No, no, no, no. You don't need to come down. Just take care of the dogs and I'll keep you posted. Should be home by much tomorrow. Alright, love you. Bye.

avatar Zoe ZZZ
My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some cold hard truth about myself

My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some cold hard truth about myself

avatar Anthony Miller

His favorite game...😂 Buttsmac's coming.

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