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avatar Sophia Rich
The officer said, you drinking I said, 'you buying' We laughed haha can I borrow some money

The officer said, you drinking I said, 'you buying' We laughed haha can I borrow some money

avatar Joseph Mitchell
Woman at Dulles security line, unable to carry her plastic handle of Smirnoff vodka through security, is currently drinking it in line and offering swigs to other passengers. It's 7:30am and TSA is not amused.
Session ID: 1107931.

Woman at Dulles security line, unable to carry her plastic handle of Smirnoff vodka through security, is currently drinking it in line and offering swigs to other passengers. It's 7:30am and TSA is not amused. Session ID: 1107931.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
ME: IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES YOU FALL. IT'S ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET BACK UP. 
OFFICER: YEAH, THAT'S NOT HOW FIELD SOBRIETY TEST WORKS...

ME: IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES YOU FALL. IT'S ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET BACK UP. OFFICER: YEAH, THAT'S NOT HOW FIELD SOBRIETY TEST WORKS...

avatar Olivia Veqqie
i hate hangovers
omg 24 beers hi!!!

i hate hangovers omg 24 beers hi!!!

avatar Jacob Junior

Waking up after "a couple beers" w/ that one bro Hello? Non-stop providence to Charlotte? Uh, yeah, tell traffic control I'll be there. Hey, can you send a car? I don't think I can drive.

avatar Anthony Miller
IN ALCOHOL'S DEFENSE I'VE DONE SOME PRETTY DUMB SHIT WHILE COMPLETELY SOBER TOO

IN ALCOHOL'S DEFENSE I'VE DONE SOME PRETTY DUMB SHIT WHILE COMPLETELY SOBER TOO

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