Buddy. I thought we had a good marriage. Then one night she rolled over, lifted the blanket and tried to send me to Jesus. 2 AM, dead asleep, dreaming peaceful dreams, she let one rip like a broke down diesel machine. Then she grabbed them covers with a wicked little grin, started flapping all the evidence directly at my chin. I said, 'Woman,' she
soooo to date night! *toot* did you just do a little fart there? NO! no, it was... it was the way my foot was going when I sat down. yeah I don't think it was your foot babe. I can smell it, it's fine! It was you, wasn't it? no, I didn't fart. I know when I farted. Denied it, supplied it! no it's not always the case. I just I didn't, but.. who care
Cabbage fart smells are the worst. Well now, smells like somebody's cooking cabbage in hell. My goodness, must be the radiator again. Oh Lord, it's inside my eyeballs! Martha, you done pepper sprayed the bedroom! I can taste the wallpaper! I hardly noticed it. Open your damn window, open for the love of God!
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