I only eat the vowels in my alphabet soup. What is your first wish? I wish to have my second wish granted after my third wish. Okay. My second wish is for you to pick up the lamp and wish me free. Okay. What? My third wish is to become an all-powerful genie. You son of a...
Today's joke. This joke will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. A bear is chasing a rabbit when both of them suddenly come across a genie. The genie says, "Since you both found me at the same time, I shall grant both of you three wishes." The bear, in rut, says, "I wish for every bear in this forest to be female except me." "Done!" says the g
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