A nun gets into a taxi. She notices the driver is staring at her. Nun: "Is something wrong, my son?" Driver: "I've always had a fantasy of being kissed by a nun." The nun agrees, but only if he is single and Catholic. He says he is. She gives him a long, passionate kiss. The driver starts crying. Nun: "Why are you crying?" Driver: "I lied. I'm marr
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Good morning! Good morning Sister Maria! Kids, do you know why God created man before woman? Hmm... Yes Sally? Maybe because he wanted Adam to take care of the garden first. Very good answer Sally. What do you think Britney? Maybe because God saved his finest creation for last. Oh... Britney you might be right. Sister Maria! Me! Me! Me! Alright Joh
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