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avatar Mark Manson

President Skroob. What is it? I have an urgent message from Lord Helmet. He's lost the princess. Where? Somewhere in the Sands of Vega. Tell him to comb the desert, do you hear me? Comb the desert! Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Sir. What? Are we being too literal? No, you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it. Fou

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avatar Joseph Mitchell
I hope Spaceballs 2 decimates the Star Wars sequels. The Schwartz Awakens in 2027. Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny.

I hope Spaceballs 2 decimates the Star Wars sequels. The Schwartz Awakens in 2027. Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny.

avatar Sophia Rich

Who is he? He's an A**hole, sir. I know that. What's his name? That is his name, sir. A**hole. Major A**hole. He's an A**hole, too, sir. His cousin? He's an A**hole, sir. Gunner's Mate, Phillip A**hole. How many a**holes we got on this ship, anyhow? Yo! I'm surrounded by a**holes. Keep firing, a**holes!

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