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avatar Anthony Miller
the single greatest text you can receive on Thanksgiving morning

Dad: I sh*t my pants at mile 2 of the turkey trot. pick me up at Applebee's parking lot

the single greatest text you can receive on Thanksgiving morning Dad: I sh*t my pants at mile 2 of the turkey trot. pick me up at Applebee's parking lot

avatar Anthony Miller
bro
Game today?
I can't bro
My baby was just born, remember?
Damn
We know each other for 10 years and you know the kid for 2 days
Wtf

bro Game today? I can't bro My baby was just born, remember? Damn We know each other for 10 years and you know the kid for 2 days Wtf

avatar Agni Gauss
Hey, wanna hang out this week?
Let me ask my dog hold on
Ask your dog??
He said no

Hey, wanna hang out this week? Let me ask my dog hold on Ask your dog?? He said no

avatar Patricia Lee
How to get your girlfriends attention

Hey, what was that show ur dad was telling us about
The time travel one
My ex stopped by my work today
What did she want?
She wanted to know what that show your dad was telling us about was called

How to get your girlfriends attention Hey, what was that show ur dad was telling us about The time travel one My ex stopped by my work today What did she want? She wanted to know what that show your dad was telling us about was called

avatar Mark Manson
when you get here you're all mine😈
not if I shit myself on the way
why would you say that

when you get here you're all mine😈 not if I shit myself on the way why would you say that

avatar jojo9
Oh man i think i just ran out of pain
Paint*
i still have plenty of pain
Session ID: 1013083.

Oh man i think i just ran out of pain Paint* i still have plenty of pain Session ID: 1013083.

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