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avatar Gaie Houston
The uncle-niece dynamic is elite

My mom's being so nasty again
Idk how you grew up with her
It bothers me so much

She'd bother the hell out of me too
I'd just mess with her
I'm gonna tell her you're pregnant and that you told me not to tell her. Don't answer her calls for three hours

OMGGGGG YES S

The uncle-niece dynamic is elite My mom's being so nasty again Idk how you grew up with her It bothers me so much She'd bother the hell out of me too I'd just mess with her I'm gonna tell her you're pregnant and that you told me not to tell her. Don't answer her calls for three hours OMGGGGG YES S

avatar Gaie Houston
Hi, who is this? Aaron changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. What's mine? Dwarf Oh hi dan HE'S SO MEAN IM NOT THAT SHORT! F**K

Hi, who is this? Aaron changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. What's mine? Dwarf Oh hi dan HE'S SO MEAN IM NOT THAT SHORT! F**K

avatar Zoe ZZZ
When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying,

When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying, "I hid the body.... now what?"

avatar John Paul
Honey, I was just going down the street and I saw that some kids painted a pentagram on the sidwalk and they were summoning a demon
And why are you not surprised that you showed up at that moment?

Honey, I was just going down the street and I saw that some kids painted a pentagram on the sidwalk and they were summoning a demon And why are you not surprised that you showed up at that moment?

avatar Sophia Rich
If you could rearrange the t and the a in your name that be great
I hate how good that one is, and I've never heard it before

If you could rearrange the t and the a in your name that be great I hate how good that one is, and I've never heard it before

avatar Mark Manson
Hey I just shed for the season and wanted to know if you wanted this before I ate it for nutrients. Nevermind, wrong number... Jesus christ

Hey I just shed for the season and wanted to know if you wanted this before I ate it for nutrients. Nevermind, wrong number... Jesus christ

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