Hey dude is it alright if we bang tonight, i'm fed up with my gf and i need a little guy time if you know what i mean :)\nI thought you'd never ask. I'll be over tonight, don't worry i got lube\nJesus Christ i meant hang!!!\noh, yeah, me too
Is your dad a pirate? Uh no, why? Cuz you're a treasure lol get it? My dad abandoned the family when I was 4 Sorry to hear that Arrrr you doing anything later?
January 1 2012, 12:00 AM: I like you Nicole.
Then prove it.
January 1 2013, 12:00 AM: I
January 1 2014, 12:00 AM: Like
January 1 2015, 12:00 AM: You
January 1 2016, 12:00 AM: Nicole
January 1 2026, 12:00 AM: I like you too Kyle.
I already have a family, Nicole.
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![About to make a snack
Samee what u eating?
pizza
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how about you?
Come over :)
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