I finally found the G-spot. No, you did not. Turns out all these years it was in your sister. Fellas, remember, the only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful. I need to tell my girlfriend she's using way too much teeth when she goes down on me. But I don't wanna hurt her feelings. How do I soften the
what's your name? Treasure. I'm laughing because that's one of them Nigerian. You Nigerian? Of course. That's what Nigerians be doing, they just be naming their kids after things, you know what I mean? I need money. Treasure. That's what they do. I need a good health. Hospital. Chest? Are you guys brothers? Rafael. You're Nigerian? Rafael. It's bib
What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you fucking racist. What do you call a gay man driving a bus? I don't know by his name, you homophobe. Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don't like dicks. Oh my God. What does a 9-volt battery and a butthole have in common? You know you're not supposed to put your tongue o
Part 2. Comical Genius. Anybody ever drop a bag of rice in the toilet? I joined a dating site for people my age called Carbon Dating. I asked a woman on the site for her number, she told me it was 140 over 95. I flunked out of college twice. First time because I was a drunk. Second time I was sober but the s*** was hard. I got arrested once for dru
Part 3. Comical Genius. So I was arrested, pled guilty for my community service. I left the community. Used to smoke cigarettes. I was a heavy smoker. I would even smoke when I went jogging, which is stupid, of course. So I quit jogging. I loved smoking cigarettes. I'd smoke after sex, I'd smoke during sex. Sometimes I would skip sex and just smoke
Part 1 Comical Genius I JUST PAID OFF MY STUDENT LOAN IT'S TOUGH GETTING OLDER WENT INTO AN ANTIQUE STORE THEY WOULDN'T LET ME LEAVE LET ME LEAVE I TRIED USING THAT FACE AGING APP THEY SAID NAH YOU'RE GOOD I'M OFFICIALLY AN OLD MAN I GIVE UNWANTED ADVICE TO TOTAL STRANGERS I TOLD A KID TO PULL HIS PANTS UP HIS UNDERWEAR WAS SHOWING HE MOCKED ME TRI
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