My wife just found out she's adopted. She's devastated and kept asking "Why didnt they want me?" I comforted her and after a while, still crying, she asked me to make love to her, which led to more tears. On reflection, banging her from behind and shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!" was a little insensitive.
PLUMBER HOURLY RATE
$100/HR - MINIMUM
$180/HR - IF YOU WATCH
$200/HR - IF YOU HELP
$300/HR - IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST
$499/HR - IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB
If you think you're smarter than the previous generation.. 50 years ago the owners manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of a battery.
Richard Cooper: Common, don't be mean. I'm sure Tinkerbelle can hold her own, right? Right?
Reasonable Man: These two prison guards make the same amount of money.
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