Can you make fun of her? Your mom is here with her group, and you want me to make fun of your mom? You lost your mind? You know tonight after the show you have to go home with your mom, right? You want to sleep on the street? Which one is your mom? The blonde? That's your mom? Mom, I'm going to make fun of you. You give me your phone number right n
I was a hero, I didn't want to mention it but... you forced it out of me. I was a hero. Who do you think they named the Foxhole after? Hoover?! I was there. I backed up so far in one battle, I bumped into a general. He said, 'Why are you running?!' I said, 'I'm running because I cannot fly, you ass--' Another thing I don't like, I don't give a godd
My daughter has a, has a friend, little gay boy, Justin. Yeah. And I was talking to my wife. I said, you know, Olivia's gonna ask us if Justin can come over for a sleepover. How do you feel about that? She's like, "Well... You know, Justin, il est très gentil. And, you know, I like his parents, so... Yeah, I'm okay. Are you okay?" I said, "Yeah, I'
What do you call a guy that cries when he masturbates? Oh my God, I don't know. A tear jerker. hahaha. What's a lesbian's favorite fast food restaurant? KFC cause it's finger licking good. Oh my God. Are you kidding me? What's a shark's favorite food? Pineapple, it makes semen taste better. ha ha ha God Brian. What do lesbians do while they're havi
Old saying, there's no such thing as a stupid question? Myth busted. I had a bag of stupid questions. I was like, how come when you buy a pair of shoes, you get two shoes, but you only get one bird when you buy a pair of keys? Yeah, she quit that day. Last seen walking out of the building, her eyes are blinking, 'This is bullshit. I don't get paid
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