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A sexless marriage isn't just frustrating, it's dangerous. Because when intimacy dies, connection dies with it. No touch, no closeness, no emotional safety. Sex isn't just physical, it's reassurance, it's bonding, it's how two people stay chosen. A marriage without affection becomes two roommates paying bills, not lovers building a life. The longer
He's on, he's off. I don't think that counts. Swing and a miss. Oh my goodness. Oh! Officially no one. Oh! Nine could have it. Nine doesn't have it. The rear-wheel drive truck gonna take a swing. Oh, the truck could have it. Green flag, the winner! Great, that's great and shab look in the 01.
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