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ME DRIVING HOME FROM THE PARTY KNOWING I'LL NEVER BE INVITED BACK, BUT AT LEAST NOW EVERYONE KNOWS THAT... People are: 1. Indoctrinated 2. Fluoridated 3. Medicated 4. Vaccinated 5. Glyhosated 6. Cosmeticated 7. Food sedated 8. Irradiated. People are indoctrinated, fluoridated, medicated, vaccinated, glyphosated, cosmeticated, food sedated, and irra
2 ILLEGAL ALIENS HAVING A BABY SHOULDN'T PRODUCE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN. IT SHOULD PRODUCE 3 DEPORTED ILLEGAL ALIENS. This is a public service announcement.
I sleep a lot. I'm on medicine for narcolepsy, but I still sleep. Don't know what it is, but I just like it. This is my sloth blanket. And then the only other thing that I brought on this tour is old trusty right here. You know, keeps me safe for whenever they come. It also has a flashlight, so I like to lay here and do my finger puppets. Oh, and t
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