HOW WOULD THEY REACT TO DIFFERENT SIZED SAUSAGES? BOY DOG. GIRL DOG. OWNER: GIVES THE BIGGER ONE TO THE GIRL AND THE SMALL TO THE BOY. BOY DOG: CONFUSED, BUT STILL EATS IT. THE GIRL GOT THE BIGGER ONE AGAIN. BOY DOG: CLEARLY JEALOUS, BUT STILL EATS IT. THEN THEY SWITCHED IT. OWNER: GIVES THE BIG ONE TO THE BOY AND THE SMALL TO THE GIRL. BOY DOG: HA
WHAT HAS THE LEFT ACHIEVED IN RECENT YEARS? Did you see that number? $96. Senator Hagerty just laid it out on Fox, since President Trump has taken office, what have the Democrats actually delivered? I mean, what, two historically long government shutdowns? And that's their whole list. And those shutdowns didn't just inconvenience people, they took
A powerful drag racing car, branded with Snap-on and American flag colors, performs a massive burnout, generating a huge cloud of smoke. The car features 'BELL', 'NITRO FRANCHISE', 'GAGE MAY', and 'TOYOTA' logos.
Welcome to Captain Bob's, matey, how may I help you? Give me the fucking money! Is that a 32? Give me the money, shithead! It's pink. The bullets aren't pink. Motherfucker, give me the goddamn money! Okay, you know what, asshole? Pull the trigger. My life couldn't get any fucking worse. Yeah, that's right, pull the motherfucking trigger! Fucker! Pi
I wanted to ask something this whole time. What's your guys's number? Because if anybody had come to my door and said, would you give your daughter's life for these people to cross the border illegally? I would have said, no. Not one. Obviously, we're not there yet. Obviously, the American people will continue to suffer. Obviously, American citizen
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