POV: your wife cheated and her car is in your name... so you gave her a major downgrade. Man: your fucking keys and get the fuck out. Woman: Do you know where my keys are? I'm trying to go to the store really quick before... Man: They're not hanging up by the front? Woman: No, they're always in the same spot, but they're literally not there. Like,
Hey honey, if you're losing everything and having bad karma, bad luck, that's because you fucking did me wrong, bitch. That's not my choosing, God's taking care of your fucking ass with karma, not me. I just told him to, or asked him to. Give you exactly what you gave me tenfold. So let's see if you can handle it, because I sure as hell did.
So yall, the other day I played a prank on my son and he told me payback is a b*tch.... Well, he just went up and hugged my wife/his mom for no reason....then deadass turned to me and says "you're right, she has gained a lot of weight" 💀💀💀💀
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