When I was 22 I took my 21 yr/o roommate to the ER and when the doctor walked in he pointed at me and said "Mom?" so I responded "What about my mom?" and then he said "No, I mean are you her mom?" and I have never fully recovered from that moment.
An Iowa carpenter worked 67 years at the same company and lived so frugally he only owned two pairs of jeans, one for work, one for church. When he died in 2005, he left $3 million to send 33 strangers to college. They call themselves “Dale’s Kids” and meet regularly to honor him.
One time I was on a date in high school and I got pulled over and the police officer let me off with a warning but fined my date $100 because she was only 4'8" and by law was suppose to be in a booster seat and honestly I think about this a lot
My art professor told us a story about how he hated all his art and threw it out at a dumpster by his campus and then a little while later he went to a girls dorm (who is now his wife) and she had it hanging on the wall :).
My best friend passed away, and at his grave, I said, "Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?" A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend. I'm really happy that my prayer worked.
What was the highest waste of money that you don't regret?
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My first paycheck I bought a $900 wedding cake. Me and my brother had no way to get it home since it didn't fit on our skateboards. We just had a cake fight in the parking lot.
My brother passed away shortly after that. I still think about that day when eve
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