for them to sober up a little bit before they get to leave. Sober up a little bit before they get to leave. Are you also diabetic? No, I'm not diabetic. No, never. Any dental problem? Mike! They say they got dental problems. What did you say, Peter? This is a dental problem. Let's go. Let's go. Okay. Thank you.
*my step dad comes in drunk at the end of the night and walks into the kitchen* him: "what time is it?" *looks at the microwave that has 53 seconds still sitting on it* him again: "53? Fuck that’s late"
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