I know Dumocrats and the word Dumocrat is something that's come into fashion. I change the E with a U and most people don't know that dumb has a B, so we don't have to worry about that. Fake news good, Pocahontas good. Don't call him a fat pig. The other day, a senator I knew got a text, a great guy, from his wife. And she said, "When you get home,
It's my brain that's valuable. Wait a minute. They're shooting at you. Yeah, that's why we're hiding. No, no, no. They're shooting only at you. They won't shoot me. It's my brain that's valuable. What? I don't think you actually hear the things you say sometimes. I'm gonna shield you. You are not shielding me. No, I should be shielding you. Why? Be
Two men are trying to start a motorcycle by pushing it. They struggle to get it going. Suddenly, a cow appears and charges at the motorcycle, knocking it over. The men quickly run away as the cow continues to headbutt the fallen bike.
Lots of women can't get pregnant either. Yeah, but they're still of the nature to get pregnant. Truth matters, right? It does. That's what I'm trying to explain to you. Truth matters, and they can't get pregnant. That's the truth. So how are they still women? For the same reason that I can rightly say that human beings have two legs. A person being
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