Morning, Sam. Oh, morning, Ralph. Have a good day. Well, let me tell you, boy, this morning, too. MUSIC TO PUT SHEEP DOGS TO SLEEP BY. It's too close to quitting time, Ralph. Let's pick it up there in the morning. Okay, Sam. Good night. Good night, Ralph.
Most absurd thing happened today. Like, I literally saw a racist baby. Oh, that would be pretty absurd. Like, this child was staring at my friend who is a person of color for like 30 seconds. And the white baby was in the carriage looking like... It's a fucking baby. In case you're unaware, that's what babies do. They stare. Did you seriously just
HOW WOULD THEY REACT TO DIFFERENT SIZED SAUSAGES? BOY DOG. GIRL DOG. OWNER: GIVES THE BIGGER ONE TO THE GIRL AND THE SMALL TO THE BOY. BOY DOG: CONFUSED, BUT STILL EATS IT. THE GIRL GOT THE BIGGER ONE AGAIN. BOY DOG: CLEARLY JEALOUS, BUT STILL EATS IT. THEN THEY SWITCHED IT. OWNER: GIVES THE BIG ONE TO THE BOY AND THE SMALL TO THE GIRL. BOY DOG: HA
WHAT HAS THE LEFT ACHIEVED IN RECENT YEARS? Did you see that number? $96. Senator Hagerty just laid it out on Fox, since President Trump has taken office, what have the Democrats actually delivered? I mean, what, two historically long government shutdowns? And that's their whole list. And those shutdowns didn't just inconvenience people, they took
A powerful drag racing car, branded with Snap-on and American flag colors, performs a massive burnout, generating a huge cloud of smoke. The car features 'BELL', 'NITRO FRANCHISE', 'GAGE MAY', and 'TOYOTA' logos.
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