How are you millennials? Apocalypse? How are you millennials going to survive the apocalypse? There's no app. Yeah, millennials hate that. I'll be fine. I do what I always do, man. Get my two thirds decaf, trim my lumberjack beard, call an Uber and make it, brother. My mom said I could be anything. And I got a participation trophy to prove that.
The state of Wyoming just voted in favor of a bill that would impose harsher punishments on anyone convicted of a child sexual crime. And it passed, even though every single democrat voted no. I just have one question: Why would anyone vote against harsher penalties for people who raped kids? What do you all think? Let me know down in the comments.
This morning, I'm pleased to announce that on May 17th, 2026, that we're inviting Americans from all across the country to come together on our National Mall, to pray, to give thanks, and to we are going to do something that everyone said, like, that's tough. We're going to rededicate America as one nation under God.
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