Rolling in the Deep-Fried. Extended for the Diarrhea Outbreak! There's a fire burning in my ass. Had too much Taco Bell and it's movin' through me fast. Spicy chalupa is seeking its revenge, reaching a fever pitch 'bout to get a colon cleanse. Please grab some water, I need that water! My belly's rumblin', I SHOULDN'T HAVE ATE IT ALLLLLLLL! Rollin'
Y'all check out my new fancy lawnmower. Not only is that lawnmower fancy, but it is also the fastest, most baddest lawnmower in the entire world. And I'm about to show y'all how to cut grass the fancy way. Alright folks, it's time to cut the grass. And that right there, ladies and gentlemen, is how you cut grass the fancy way.
THE SOLAR FLARE TRIGGERED JUNK DNA AND TURNED BLACK PEOPLE INTO BEINGS WITH SUPERPOWERS. RISE OF THE MUTANTS. What is our block? Why y'all always pulling up acting tough? You deaf? You pushing me like you bulletproof or something? Officer down! Requesting backup! Neutralize targets! I ain't going! Love y'all boys, but hell no! They still think we r
This is what 4 years of building a stronghold looks like. A person is shown meticulously placing small, skull-shaped stones and other miniature architectural elements to construct an elaborate fantasy castle or city. The final scenes reveal a vast, illuminated miniature stronghold nestled in a forest, showcasing incredible detail and dedication.
POV: your husband has a boy brain. Don't touch it, it's hot. What did I just say? Men be like: Hey, you're gonna wake the others. POV: your husband helps you out. When you see him using his boy brain. I said put it in the small ones. Now flip it. Just flip it. Why am I flipping it? Anytime I ask my man for help around the house. Perfect. Can you gr
Sean Bean as Odysseus in Troy (2004). Greetings, brother. We were told King Odysseus is hid in the hills. Odysseus? That old bastard drinks my wine and never pays. You ought to respect your king. Respect him? I'd like to punch him in the face. He's always pawing at my wife, trying to tear her clothes off. I hope Agamemnon's generals are smarter tha
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