I'm a cockroach. Want me gone? Mix sugar with baking soda and leave it where I crawl. I'll eat it happily. But the soda will inflate me from the inside and I won't survive. I'm an ant. Sprinkle cinnamon or ground black pepper where I walk. I can't stand those smells and I'll leave on my own. I'm a mosquito. Can't sleep because of me? Place lavende
You know, the longer that you're married, the more you have to come to the realization that the second that everything seems to be perfect, something's going to break. For example, this morning I tried to put a load in the dishwasher. I started making these crazy noises like, it's too early, I'm too tired, I look fast. It's crazy.
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