STAND UP 3. Go to college? Brigham Young. F*** dude. I'm the watchdog at our house. I'm the reluctant watchdog. I don't sleep very well. I have sleep apnea, which keeps my wife awake. I think if it didn't keep my wife awake, I wouldn't know I had it. This is what I get at 3 o'clock in the morning when I have a 6 o'clock flight. Ron, wake up. Ron, w
He said son I've made a life out of reading people's faces and knowing what the cards were by the way they held their eyes. So if you don't mind my saying, I can see you're out of aces. For a taste of your whiskey, I'll give you some advice. So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow. Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a l
A car is driving on a road with its trunk open, revealing several white bags or boxes. A long wooden plank is sticking out of the trunk, swinging dangerously from side to side as the car moves. Other vehicles are also on the road under a sunny sky.
Everybody thinks I'm doing just fine. I got good at saying it most of my life. I can sit with your pain, I can stay all night. But when mine comes up, I say I'm alright. I don't want your worry, I don't want your fear. So I smile when I feel it getting too near. Then I find somewhere quiet where I don't have to lie. And nobody sees me cry. I don't
Estimated 1.2 meters short legs! This way of getting off the bike is too unique. She really made me laugh! This kind of play can't be done in a day. You have to get on this car! I've never seen anyone so arrogant in my life. Hahaha! Actually, I'm panicking inside, I didn't even press the ignition properly. Today you'll see it. I said this face can'
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