Darth Vader is playing golf. He uses the Force to move the golf ball. A man complains about paying, saying "No, no, no, no way, I'm not paying you. This is ridiculous. Every hole, it's the same crap." Darth Vader then chokes the man with the Force. Another man tries to hit the ball, and Darth Vader uses a lightsaber to deflect it. The other man say
Another day taking out my catnip truck. A small remote-controlled vehicle with a tray of catnip is driven down a sidewalk. Several cats approach the vehicle, sniff the catnip, lick it, and roll around on the ground, clearly enjoying the catnip.
Please, enough people hate me. So, what are you gonna do about the Colombian money? They were putting the screws to me like I was a kid. Telling me the money was marked. They even said there's a new fingerprint technique, lifts them off the bills. You're a lucky man, Jimmy! What do you mean? You're out on bail on that conspiracy thing, right? Yeah,
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Wait a minute, get it how you live it. Ten toes in when we standing on business. I'ma bitch step off, underground back off.
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