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avatar Agni Gauss

old but gold. A man is in a backyard. A young woman in a bikini hangs underwear with days of the week on a clothesline. An older woman hangs underwear with months of the year on another clothesline. The man observes both.

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avatar John Paul

Escaping the Matrix (follow to learn how...) I don't exist. They're all characters that I played, including Jim Carrey, including Joel Barish, including any of those things. They're all characters. Jim Carrey was a less intentional character because I thought I was just building something that people would like, but it was a character. I played the

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

How life is feeling right now. It's like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. It's like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. It's like I picked the wrong week to quit on pharmaceuticals. It's like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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avatar Patricia Lee

I'm starting to think that my new brother-in-law has been beating my sister lately. Now, I haven't seen any bruises. I don't have any proof. But I went over there for dinner last weekend, and their cooking has gotten much better.

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
Turbo

Turbo

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avatar Agni Gauss

Me: *already too high* Bro: "wanna roll another one?" Me:

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