Every person says, 'Oh, my mom loves you. My daughter loves you. My girlfriend loves you.' It's never, 'I love you.' JACOB ELORDI responding to Gwyneth Paltrow saying her children love him.
Jaron Myers @jaronmyers My girlfriend's been listening to these true crime podcasts and now she knows too much 👀 she just said "bodies don't float if you puncture the lungs" so if I go missing TELL THE COPS SHE DID IT
The image displays a meme with the text: "I'M WORRIED ABOUT CRIME SO I ASKED A FRIEND FROM TEXAS WHAT I NEEDED TO PROTECT MY HOME HE SAID A 9MM, A COUPLE OF CLIPS AND A A BOX OF SHELLS STILL NOT SURE HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO WORK". Accompanying the text are images of a 9mm wrench, two binder clips, and a box of Barilla pasta shells. The humor derive
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