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avatar Gaie Houston
I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don't like my attitude & I got caught drinking on the job.

I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don't like my attitude & I got caught drinking on the job.

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avatar Anthony Miller
When you meet a guy who enjoys eating pussy just as much as getting his dick sucked. Please, don't go. Please, I'll make you breakfast.

When you meet a guy who enjoys eating pussy just as much as getting his dick sucked. Please, don't go. Please, I'll make you breakfast.

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avatar jojo9
'A SHOT OF WHISKEY' In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the bartender a cartridge in exchange for a drink. This became known as a

'A SHOT OF WHISKEY' In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the bartender a cartridge in exchange for a drink. This became known as a "shot" of whiskey.

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avatar Olivia Veqqie
Last night, my wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said,

Last night, my wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said, "I didn't know he could"

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avatar Patricia Lee
Music is the closest thing we have to a Time Machine.

Music is the closest thing we have to a Time Machine.

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avatar John Paul
Jennifer Love Hewitt walking outside

Jennifer Love Hewitt walking outside

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