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avatar Jeremy Jordan
HAS ANYONE ELSE EVER WONDERED HOW THIS GUY COULD GO TO THE SAME BAR EVERY DAY FOR YEARS, OCCUPY THE SAME STOOL AND DRINK BEER AFTER BEER FROM THE TIME THEY OPENED TILL THE TIME THEY CLOSED. AND YET, SOMEHOW, I CAN NOT RECALL EVEN ONE EPISODE WHERE I HAVE SEEN THIS GUY DRUNK. I HAVE TRIED MANY TIMES TO REPLICATE THIS FEAT, BUT WITH NO SUCCESS. NOT E

HAS ANYONE ELSE EVER WONDERED HOW THIS GUY COULD GO TO THE SAME BAR EVERY DAY FOR YEARS, OCCUPY THE SAME STOOL AND DRINK BEER AFTER BEER FROM THE TIME THEY OPENED TILL THE TIME THEY CLOSED. AND YET, SOMEHOW, I CAN NOT RECALL EVEN ONE EPISODE WHERE I HAVE SEEN THIS GUY DRUNK. I HAVE TRIED MANY TIMES TO REPLICATE THIS FEAT, BUT WITH NO SUCCESS. NOT E

avatar Sophia Rich

Hello, Miss Howe. You know, with, uh, Sam on the road playing pro ball, I guess it's between you and me as to who gets to run the bar. Of course, the only experience I have is that I've been the assistant bartender here for the past six years. Well, I will let my record speak for itself. Yes! Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute! Carla's been here the

avatar Agni Gauss
A little early for a beer, isn't it? So? Float a corn flake in it.

A little early for a beer, isn't it? So? Float a corn flake in it.

avatar Sophia Rich
IT'S WEDNESDAY KEEP GOING YOU DIDN'T COME THIS FAR TO ONLY GET THIS FAR.

IT'S WEDNESDAY KEEP GOING YOU DIDN'T COME THIS FAR TO ONLY GET THIS FAR.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

Carla, I just waited on a man at table 5 and he left too much money on the table. Should we go find him? No, uh, you see, this is what we call a tip. It's a little monetary gift for the head waitress. Here you go. Boy, do I feel dumb. Oh, no, you're just new. Kelly, can I have a beer, please? Okay, let me go get Woody. Oh, no, you don't need Woody.

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