Had a crush on Ben after seeing him in my class, strategically attended a party I knew he’d be at, approached him and said “hey, you’re in my psych class” and his drunk ass responded with “yeah, you’re hot as fuck” and now we are in love
6/15/18, 10:16 PM
one time at a party i kissed someone's girlfriend and to make sure he wasn't mad about it i just kissed him too... i blacked out and woke up to a text in a groupchat with both of them that said "did u make it home safe baby?" ❤️
My husband complains about my attitude, but listen, this man has had me in his custody since I was in my 20s. He is the one to blame because he should have raised me better. I feel like it's your mother's fault.
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Colaws @_Colaws On Christmas Day 2003 I put cleaning chemicals in my baby brothers sippy cup and he died
Food Hub @FOODHub - Nov 13 How many can you grabbing?
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