Excuse me, have you been smoking any pot today? No. Well, you've been stopped here for 15 minutes. Can you tell me why that is? We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green. How high are you? Hi, how are you? No, I said, how high are you? Hi, how are you? This guy was so friendly, Dave. Okay, I am going to have to conduct a pot sobriety test. Oh,
I thought you said they didn't have alcohol. Look, they got screwdrivers. Oh, no, Charlie, it's just orange juice. Orange juice? Like the mixer? Yeah, yeah. People drink it. People drink it, yeah. It's crazy to me. When was the last time you drank a straight mixer? Oh, I had a Diet Cola mixer a while ago. Oh, did you? What? Dude, you drinking a be
Nice to meet you. I'm Grant. Nice to meet you, too. You know what I think would be good? I think it would be great if we went downstairs and got Amy a hot dog. Bye. Oh! Oh, God, yes! Great.
Do you think you would be able to beat a frat boy in a fight? Yeah, absolutely. 20-25, are you sure? You haven't heard about the frat boys in North Carolina, that their initiation is to jump Marines and bring their cast cards? That's kind of funny. So you think you'd win? Yes.
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