If we got married, stop smoking. Okay. Drinking too. Okay. And going to the night clubs too. Okay. And what else can you leave? The idea of marrying you.
Wifey: You forgot to fill the Brita pitcher again... Oh Sorry! I was refilling Cooper's bowl and was in a hurry to get out the door. You're filling his bowl with filtered water? He's a dog. He'd do the same for me.
Is your dad a pirate? Uh no, why? Cuz you're a treasure lol get it? My dad abandoned the family when I was 4 Sorry to hear that Arrrrr you doing anything later?
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