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avatar Charlie Chocolate

uh so we have to have it okay

avatar Zoe ZZZ
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club. What should we do with their money?

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club. What should we do with their money?

avatar John Paul

Sir, do you know why I pulled you over this evening? I'm guessing you think I'm drunk driving. Oh, you know what? It's almost the end of my shift. If you can recite that alphabet backwards, I'll let you go. Okay, uh, Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A. Holy cow, I couldn't even do that if I was sober. Me either.

avatar Isabella Lewis

Can I take a picture of your shirt? Yeah, yeah, of course. Wow. I just want to show everyone what a fussy pussy you are. Have a great one.

avatar Patricia Lee
We call my grandpa

We call my grandpa "cheese" and I just found out why 😂 Cheese Mom says I'm the reason everyone calls you Cheese?? Is that true? ya. i wanted to be called G. short for grandpa. but when you were little, you thought G and cheese were the same word. you just started yelling cheese every time you saw me. Omg that's actually really cute! yes. real cute

avatar Charlie Chocolate
Spider: Why are you terrified by me?
Me: Well the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact you can talk.

Spider: Why are you terrified by me? Me: Well the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact you can talk.

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