My doctor told me I need to find a "low-impact hobby" to help me relax. I told him I've taken up professional napping. He asked if I was getting any results, and I told him, "I'm currently ranked #1 in my bedroom, but the competition from my cat is fierce. She has better form and doesn't snore as loud." He didn't write me a prescription, but he did
I'M GOING TO SUE YOU AND THE HOSPITAL! EVER SINCE MY HUSBAND HAD HIS RECENT TREATMENT HERE, HE'S COMPLETELY LOST INTEREST IN MAKING LOVE TO ME! MA'AM, FOR THE LAST TIME... ALL WE DID WAS CORRECT HIS EYESIGHT. THE EYE. @TwistedHumors.FB
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