So this woman brings a baby in for his very first checkup. The doctor examines the baby, checks his heartbeat, weighs him, frowns a little and says, 'Hmm, he's a bit underweight. Is he breastfed or bottle-fed?' She says, 'Breastfed.' The doctor goes, 'All right, ma'am, strip down to your waist.' No hesitation, she does it. Now this doctor starts gi
We wanted to see the brain, so somebody invented the MRI. Wanted to see bones, invented the X-ray. Wanted to see babies in the womb, ultrasound. Hell, we got CAT scans, PET scans, 3D imaging. We got machines that can look through clothes at the airport. We got satellites that can read a license plate from space. They can print organs now. They can
My doctor says, you are fat. I said, how fat am I? He said, you're so fat that if you don't stop within a month, you could have a heart attack or stroke. That's not funny. He's not a comedian. Oh. I was expecting a joke. You're expecting a joke? Yeah, I thought it sounded like you're- My cardiologist?
It was never about money... So... You're actually a nurse! And you studied five years to become one. A nurse? But why? I mean, you could have studied the same, and become a doctor. Why a nurse? Oh nurse! I'm ready for my... Sponge bath.
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