That one time my ex wife Showed up late af tried to taze me and it backfired. I'm not coming to the door, Lena. You don't need to be here. I swear to God, if you wake up the kids or you make the dog bark or all of the above, I'm gonna wing you off of the fucking porch. Kyle, just hear me out, okay? I've got a surprise. I want to show you something.
Loser! Did that woman just rob you? That's my wife. Wow. Well, she certainly seems spirited. Yeah, she's a spitfire. No, she's just pissed off 'cause I filed for divorce, and she didn't ever think I'd be able to afford it. Huh. Looks like money well spent. Yeah. Kind of lost the magic ever since Steely Dan stopped touring. You know... I need to fin
My Ring camera caught my (soon to be) ex wife planning to frame me before the divorce. Longer to put the kids to bed. And I had to wait until he got in the shower. I know. I know. I miss you too. I know. I promised that I'm gonna tell him, and I am. I'm gonna give him the divorce papers. But the problem is that I need to make sure that he's doing s
my (soon to be) ex wife tried to sneak back into the house 3 months after moving out while I was at work (Part 1) Verification failed. Hmm? Are you having a little trouble? Hey! Mike. Yeah, I see you. What are you doing? Why is the code not working? Because I fucking changed it when you left. What are you talking about, you changed the code? I live
My cheating ex-wife wanted one more night in the house after her affair partner kicked her out. I'm the mother of your children. You're being very rude. Just let me in. You don't deserve kindness from me. Why not? Why the fuck else do you think? Do you want me to spell it out for you? C-H-E-A-T-E-R. You don't need to spell it out. Obviously, I know
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