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avatar Sophia Rich
This Weekend Be Sure To Wear The Magic Black Hat

So the other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC BLACK HAT.

When I got to the ER, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided they weren't that sick after all. The hat cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

This Weekend Be Sure To Wear The Magic Black Hat So the other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC BLACK HAT. When I got to the ER, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided they weren't that sick after all. The hat cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
I just overheard this guy at a coffee shop talking about his librarian girlfriend and he said

I just overheard this guy at a coffee shop talking about his librarian girlfriend and he said "it's really hard to get into arguments with her because she cites her sources." 🙈

avatar Gaie Houston
When he farts... 

When I fart...

When he farts... When I fart...

avatar Olivia Veqqie

When you wake up to your neighbor playing this banger at 11 AM on a sunday When you wake up to your neighbor playing this banger at 11 AM on a sunday Rolls Royce Rolls Royce Rolls Royce

avatar Zoe ZZZ

Me stumbling drunk out of my wrecked car unscathed to finish off the driver I struck: Drifting under, drinking salt, lost in the water

avatar Agni Gauss
mission failed
why?
micah died
so?

mission failed why? micah died so?

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