This Weekend Be Sure To Wear The Magic Black Hat
So the other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC BLACK HAT.
When I got to the ER, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided they weren't that sick after all. The hat cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
I just overheard this guy at a coffee shop talking about his librarian girlfriend and he said "it's really hard to get into arguments with her because she cites her sources." 🙈
When you wake up to your neighbor playing this banger at 11 AM on a sunday When you wake up to your neighbor playing this banger at 11 AM on a sunday Rolls Royce Rolls Royce Rolls Royce
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