Johnny strikes again. Johnny. Yeah, teach. There are three ducks on a fence. And if you shoot one with a shotgun, how many ducks are left? Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is going to make them all fly off. Oh, no. There'll be two ducks left if you shoot them with a shotgun. But I like the way you're thinking. Well
Teacher: "Jay, why are you down today?"
Jay: "Because my mom is at the hospital and my dad is at the police station."
Teacher: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, dear. Do you want to go home?"
Jay: "Yes, please."
After Jay has left the classroom, the teacher asks the other classmates, "Why is Jay's father at the police station and the mother at the hospi
MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER with they/them pronouns... I had a fun little conversation with my students yesterday. For those of you who are new, I am very queer. I am non-binary and I use they/them pronouns and my students know this. But yesterday I had some boys asking about it and I explained to them like here's how you use it, here's an example. We us
Wait for it. Okay class, who can give me an example of something you should never put in your mouth? Yes, Johnny. A lit light bulb. Yes. Interesting choice. That's correct. And why did you choose a lit light bulb? I don't know, but mommy sometimes tells daddy turn off the light before you put it in my mouth. Oh, she says that? Yeah. Okay so... yeah
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