Johnny strikes again. Johnny. Yeah, teach. There are three ducks on a fence. And if you shoot one with a shotgun, how many ducks are left? Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is going to make them all fly off. Oh, no. There'll be two ducks left if you shoot them with a shotgun. But I like the way you're thinking. Well
A school janitor was fired for destruction of property after breaking open a locker with a crowbar. When the judge heard what was inside, his response went viral. Your Honor, a seventh-grader was having a severe asthma attack in the hallway. She was turning blue. Her inhaler was inside, but the combination lock was jammed. I used my crowbar to snap
Wait for it. Okay class, who can give me an example of something you should never put in your mouth? Yes, Johnny. A lit light bulb. Yes. Interesting choice. That's correct. And why did you choose a lit light bulb? I don't know, but mommy sometimes tells daddy turn off the light before you put it in my mouth. Oh, she says that? Yeah. Okay so... yeah
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